Phlogiston Candle: Lamp in the Woods
Tax included.
Sometimes, you walk through a wardrobe and accidentally find yourself in another world. When you look up, you spot a lamp... in the middle of the woods...
Smells like: Birch
(I know what you're thinking. "But the wardrobe led into a fir/other tree forest! Why would you-" but I'm not listening. Maybe they smelled like birch trees, who knows? It's a lamp in the middle of the woods put there just to prove a point.)